uncovering the greatest scheme of all times

~ShyUaN~ says:
anyway everybody is breaking world records at the pool this olympics
~ShyUaN~ says:
i suspect the pool is smaller than usual

hana says:
yar maybe china got not enough time to dig a bigger pool hehe
~ShyUaN~ says:
yar must be la!
~ShyUaN~ says:
if not how come 4 yrs later everybody swims so fast
hana says:
exactly
hana says:
can;t be everyone is on drugs rite

~ShyUaN~ says:
arrrr... maybe the drugged the pool!
~ShyUaN~ says:
wait do they do the check before or after the competition huh?
hana says:
dunno leh
hana says:
normelly if they're unbelievably fast they check after the competition
hana says:
*normally

~ShyUaN~ says:
oh
~ShyUaN~ says:
ok cant be they drugged the pool then
~ShyUaN~ says:
but if everybody is on drugs doesnt it make them equal again?
~ShyUaN~ says:
hahaha
~ShyUaN~ says:
assuming they take the same brand and quantity of a particular drug

hana says:
ya u can be their lawyer when they get charged
hana says:
everyone's equal then but a bit not fair to the last guy who broke the world record
~ShyUaN~ says:
oh yar huh
~ShyUaN~ says:
damn u can be the other lawyer
hana says:
haha then we must oppose each other
~ShyUaN~ says:
haha.. we must work with each other and lengthen the court case.
~ShyUaN~ says:
earn more fees

hana says:
ya
hana says:
we keep saying that we need more time to gather more evidence
hana says:
lol
~ShyUaN~ says:
hahahaha
~ShyUaN~ says:
good one.
~ShyUaN~ says:
then in the end we just decide among ourselves who shd win the case
~ShyUaN~ says:
one fine day one of us just plead guilty

hana says:
ya
hana says:
good strategy
hana says:
we'll still get paid regardless if we win or not
~ShyUaN~ says:
yar
hana says:
yay another money-making scheme
~ShyUaN~ says:
lol.. we're real talented in making money.